



(B.) These were
call’d Knaves, But bar the Name, The grave Industrious
were the same: Page 4. Line 5.
THIS, I confess, is but a very indifferent Compliment
to all the Trading Part of the People. But if the Word
Knave may be understood in its full Latitude,
and comprehend every Body that is not sincerely
honest, and does to others what he would dislike to
have done to himself, I don’t question but I shall
make good the Charge. To pass by the innumerable
Artifices, by which Buyers and Sellers out-wit one
another, that are daily allowed of and practised among
the fairest of Dealers, shew me the
Tradesman that has always discover’d the Defects
of his Goods to those that cheapen’d them; nay, where
will you find one that has not at one time or other
industriously conceal’d them, to the detriment of the
Buyer? Where is the Merchant that has never
against his Conscience extoll’d his Wares beyond their
Worth, to make them go off the better?
Decio, a Man of great Figure, that had large
Commissions for Sugar from several Parts beyond Sea,
treats about a considerable parcel of that Commodity
with Alcander an eminent West-India
Merchant; both understood the Market very well, but
could not agree: Decio was a Man of Substance,
and thought no body ought to buy cheaper than himself;
Alcander was the same, and not wanting Money,
stood for his Price. While they were driving their
Bargain at a Tavern near the Exchange, Alcander’s
Man brought his Master a Letter from the West-Indies,
that inform’d him of a much greater quantity of Sugars
coming for England than was expected. Alcander
now wish’d for nothing more than to sell at Decio’s
Price, before the News was publick; but being a
cunning Fox, that he might not seem too precipitant,
nor yet lose his Customer, he drops the Discourse they
were upon, and putting on a Jovial Humour, commends
the Agreeableness of the Weather, from whence falling
upon the Delight he took in his Gardens, invites Decio
to go along with him to his Country-House, that was
not above Twelve Miles from London. It was in
the Month of May, and, as it happened, upon a
Saturday in the Afternoon: Decio, who
was a single Man, and would have no Business in Town
before Tuesday, accepts of the other’s
Civility, and away they go in Alcander’s
Coach. Decio was splendidly entertain’d that
Night and the Day following; the Monday
Morning, to get himself an Appetite, he goes to take
the Air upon a Pad of Alcander’s, and coming
back meets with a Gentleman of his Acquaintance, who
tells him News was come the Night before that the Barbadoes
Fleet was destroy’d by a Storm, and adds, that before
he came out it had
been confirm’d at Lloyd’s Coffee-House, where it was
thought Sugars would rise 25 per Cent. by
Change-time. Decio returns to his Friend, and
immediately resumes the Discourse they had broke off
at the Tavern: Alcander, who thinking himself
sure of his Chap, did not design to have moved it till
after Dinner, was very glad to see himself so happily
prev-ented ; but how desirous soever he was to sell,
the other was yet more eager to buy; yet both of them
afraid of one another, for a considerable time
counterfeited all the Indifference imaginable; ’till
at last Decio fired with what he had heard,
thought Delays might prove dangerous, and throwing a
Guinea upon the Table, struck the Bargain at Alcander’s
Price. The next Day they went to London; the
News prov’d true, and Decio got Five Hundred
Pounds by his Sugars. Alcander, whilst he had
strove to over-reach the other, was paid in his own
Coin: yet all this is called fair dealing; but I am
sure neither of them would have desired to be done by,
as they did to each other.