ME + me : Dysfunctional varia: Dutch, Spanish, Chinese and British
which they do - OF COURSE! - with the genius invention of professors Wessely and Reeves: Cognitive Behaviour Therapy.
Once the temperature has fallen I hope to faithfully copy the article, but for now I only translate its concluding paragraph, since I found it in today's paper copy of NRC, whereas its editors do no wish this joyous news of Ever more hospitals treat unexplained complaints, like true Jomanda's (%):
or like real witches, and like the most veritable of honourable psychiatrists:
You get it: Massive doses of CBT and GET, for a mere 110 euro per 45 minutes for an ordinary psychologist, probably the triple for a Medical Specialist like this very honourable doctor Eeckhout, whom you can see feasting with his equivalents here, and whose equivalent professor Van der Meer - very well improved and much healed after stiff dosses of CBT and GET of the same kind of Lying ProcessTM that the very very honourable doctor Eeckhout deals out, as the subtitle of the Dutch muse of professor Jos so subtly explains:
From that moment on the 23-year old female student knew:
Pure Lying ProcessTM ! The 23-year old student was "fatigued" because - as she herself, yet another typically Dutch genius called Ankie Willems tells Jos's very beloved ever truthful Esther:
I know all that because I myself did not do anything for 32 years now, except be thrown repeatedly from University for using inappropriate language to ask inappropriate questions; consort with professor drs. van Thijn and prof. mr.dr. Cohens friends and cowardly refusing to be gassed by them, not even when finding that gassing invalids is a Painless Process ms.mr. Maureen Sarucco, still Chief Security Officer of the Proud Capital of Karreman's Moral Dutch Paradise, full 16 million of Eeckhout-equivalents; even so becoming an M.A. in psychology with the best possible degree because of my dysfunctional beliefs; but happily kept from the doctorate by the Mafia's Best Friend prof. mr.dr. Cohen, also a personal friend of prof. mr.dr. Cohen with whom she collaborated 8 years ago to save 17 (or 19) Amsterdam drugsmafiosi - many Surinams one suspects, ms.mr. Maureen Sarucco being also Surinam, which much helps the safe trading of cocaine, crack and heroine in Amsterdam, ever since I spoke with her 19 years ago (19 * 25 billion euroos in illegal drugs = 475 billiion euros for Proud Amsterdam and its Proud Chief Security Officers and her many friends in Surinam); and I designed and wrote my dysfunctional site with my dysfunctional mind, having fled cowardly from being gassed, harassed, and threatened with murder by the best friends and dearest colleagues of Chief Security Officer ms.mr. Maureen Sarucco of the Proud Mafia-Paradise aka Amsterdam, her very own Sin-City, where she proudly, honorably and like A Real Dutchman helps supply all Dutch soccerfans their daily nose dose, at the internationally cheapest rates.
I do hope to translate my conversation with her in 1991 soon, but meanwhile am forced to assure my reader that all this is pending my mysterious disappearance or my personal retraction of all I have ever said after having spend time in Amsterdam's cosy prisons for using inappropriate language. (See also: 6. The relativity of values in China and in professor Wessely's mind)
More later, about the Dutch about genius Dutch psychiatrist Eeckerbout and the angel of the Amsterdam Drugs Economy, Chief Security Officer ms. mr. Sarucco, my personal Ilse Koch,
ms.mr. Maureen Sarucco
and so noble in mien, morals and humanity that she was Holland's Civil Servant Manager of 2007, I must assume thanks to her personally saving - ably assisted by prof. mr.dr. Cohen (to the right, smiling like a villain, busy keeping mafia and civil servants and the Dutch Royal Family cosily together in his very own worldfamous way
who must hate and despise my father and grandfather so much that he proudly refused for 10 years time and time and time again to receive their son and grandson - that ms.mr. Sarucco and himself saved personally 17 (or 19) Amsterdam drugsmafiosi from being murdered, shot or harassed, e.g. by the subhuman likes of gassable entities like me, as they were proud to personally tell the press around 2004.fascist and terrorist questions for reasons of which I was not allowed to take the M.A. philosophy and removed from the faculty of philosophy as a - fascist and terrorist - student. (I am a bad, bad, bad man, with very dysfunctional beliefs and values, no doubt due to my dysfunctional genes inherited from a family consisting only of properly convicted, by a Dutch Court, in A.D. 1941, Dutch Political Terrorists.)
Hence my healthwarning in the title.
2. True Dutch GritTM and resilience: In Holland, 2=1 and is a bit more equal than 1.
On July 10 I showed what my parents and grandparents where convicted for
where you should realize that according to mayors and alderman of Amsterdam my mother is "a dirty cuntwhore", as publicly screamed out by Amsterdam civil servants whose Wildersian manners with Moroccans and Surinams I had dared to criticize, for which reason again they could threaten me repeatedly with murder, after which I was told in town hall that they were allowed to do so, and that I had not one queer ("geen ene flikker") to do with what my parents or grandparents had done in WW II.
But that is not the True Dutch GritTM I wanted to tell you about, which is merely the good news that yesterday nearly a million Proud Dutchmen democratically and in communion decided that a second place is as good as a first place, except that - as everyone can see - place 2 albeit equal to place 1, 2 is even so a little more equal than 1 also.
After which enormous festivities, as detailed in fond photographic detail on July 10.
Indeed I foretold the last in 1989!
3. The Spanish Female Soccer Team Nekkid
On July 11 I wrote about Soccer and sex and consider The Paradox why straight (?) males love to look at - young, athletic - males, playing soccer. Is it perhaps because, as they themselves say by the 8 million that they enjoy seeing the sons of gods?
Having considered the question and answered it, I searched the internet:
Prediction (copyright, all rights reserved): The Dutch Playboy will soon have the Dutch male soccer team nekkid, so that the Dutch males can closely study their tattoos and the Dutch females likewise ponder the lengths of the members of the team.
4. 350.000 sang anti-octopus songs: Paul Puss soon sold to Dutch restaurants
There is something, I found yesterday, called The Epoch Times, that has quite sensible and well written articles (and that possibly also may explain why I am read in China (and 55 - 85 other countries, every month, it is true, while I am being read 70 hours every 24 hours, I suppose because of my dysfunctional beliefs), whence comes this finely illustrated article
with such great bits of information that restore one's trust in erring and flawed humanity:
“Orandum est ut sit mens sana in corpore sano” (Juvenal), Indeedie, sirries! It may be confidently expected that Paul the Puss - at 2 1/2 nearly senescent though psychic - will be sold to many Dutch restaurants, rather like The True Pieces of The True Cross, in the primitive unenlightend days of yore when the folks did not yet know who the true sons of god are.
5. The infective Chinese
Originally, I found The Epoch Times because of this article
There are many cases as follows, resembling HIV and also ME, but apparently being not either:
The article also includes bits from the Chinese Wessely, Van der Meer, Eeckhout and Beijenberg, yea from the Chinese counterpart from Bill Reeves institution:
In case the name "CDC" sounds familiar, as does this:
And there is this, reminding at least myself of what I wrote in ME + me : On infecting and storming blood banks:
There is more in the article that is interesting, though it will not be contributing to really happy moods and sunny expectations.
6. The relativity of values in China and in professor Wessely's mind
I am myself a free speech person, which is why I was removed from the University of Amsterdam for asking questions. Well reader... there are extremely brave persons in the world, some not even properly Dutch
I quote (perhaps this explains also my mentioning The Epoch Times several times)
The article is well worth reading, but again not conducive to happy moods and expectations.
The reason I mention Professor Wessely in this connection, is that he will unfailingly explain that the above quotation should be seen in its context, time and place, and that a man like Mr Zhang Yuhui, like the Brit Farr, had really nothing to complain about, since his superiors said so:
This is also why Professor Wessely is such a willing executioner for the British Military.
7. Chinese values according to some Chinese
It so happens that I agree with The Epoch Times on what they declare are (with my link added):
Here are more Chinese values (and some of mine), that is one of the most downloaded pieces on my site: Mencius on human qualities aka On a fundamental problem in ethics and morals
I wrote it in 2002, having just learned - as I had earlier from Chief Security Officer ms.mr. Maureen Sarucco of the Proud Mafia-Paradise aka Amsterdam, this time from the Chief Ombudsman of the same Proud City, and as is detailed in Dutch in ME in Amsterdam with prof.mr.dr. Cohen's imprimatur not a word is false, that one like me may be freely gassed, threatened with murder, hardly allowed to sleep for four years, all because I protest too much in inappropriate language (*) and mayor, aldermen, councilmen and civil servants in Amsterdam have far better things to do in Amsterdam than maintain Dutch laws (namely keeping their own noses very cool while amassing fortunes on the Cayman Isles, and that again in public while mayoring in order to "keep the people together", as is the slogan of Amsterdam's last mayor Cohen, who holds that one like me may be gassed and doesn't deserve the right and practical possibilities - 50-100 euroos a month in assistance - to take the Ph.D. And after all, that is
8. Let's experiment on children! (The English Giantess says "no"?!)
Finally, I arrive at my last subject today, namely the experimental brainwashing of English children who pretend they are ill, as also outlined above for Dutch wimps, malingerers and frauds.
Here is first the relevant link to Ms. Chapman's site about ME and related things and problems
This is a very useful site for people concerned with ME, because Ms. Chapman - rumoured to be 6 feet 4.77 inches on bare feet, if my sources spoke truly, and hence a sight to behold: a mighty woman, one might say - has a true gift for finding information and checking whether it is true.
She has a large site about ME and related issues, like the DSM 5, a prominent psychiatric disagnostic manual that may be feared rationally to make all diseases psychosomatic, and where it then may depend on the say so of a psychotherapist whether you are really ill and fit for medical research, or whether you a mere fraud and malingerer since 32 years like me, parasiting on rich gifts of Amsterdam dole money and too lazy to dig trenches for the Dutch nation, like my father and grandfather.
You'll find on the left of her home page a list of categories with many topics each detailing lots of information.
The issue of Let's experiment on children! arises because one of the very fashionable and most remunerative Lying ProcessesTM currently en vogue, has found friends in the English government and thus rich subsidies to prove that it is a True Lying ProcessesTM as originally conceived by professors Wessely, Reeves, White, Sharpe, Van der Meer, Bleijenberg and also psychiatrists of spontaneous Dutch genius like doctor Eeckhout, the honourable and moral shrinker of souls of undeservedly sick malingering dysfunctional Dutch.
This Lying ProcessesTM has been conceived by an osteopath of apparent genius, whose practices seem to go so fast that his version of this international School of Thought calls itself the Lightning ProcessTM because it heals almost all diseases without fail in three days, unless - of course! - the patient is a pervert or weak wimp whose negative dysfunctional beliefs resist all therapeutic reason, as if one can be in pain while another - especially A Qualified Therapist! - fails to feel it, and tells him to get a grip.
THAT ProcessTM has found friends in the British government, who had some unspent pounds left from investments in Parliamentarian bird houses, government subsidied porn, and parliamentary subsidized whoremongering (to keep lean, mean and trim the modern parliamentary British way, thank you very much), whence this Great News:
That is precisely as if the government is seriously researching the possibilities of maoistic (**) brainwashing the scientological way by a new name (and price tickets around a mere 900 pounds for 3 days that will cure one forever from all diseases, unless one is too perverse for THAT ProcessTM).
Ms. Chapman is not moved to ecstatic happiness by the news, but asks a question the British government has nicely avoided answering by investing the 164,000 smackers as if in an honest British Parliamentarian:
And Ms. Chapman did not leave it at that: She organized A Poll:
Methinks it is not ethical, but then I am a logical psychologist, also not innocent of ethical and moral knowledge, whereas I am also seriously interested in the ethics of belief - that are here involved in the rational justifications for beliefs in the desirability of spending of these £164,000 and beliefs in the wisdom of experimenting with strange and untested "therapies" first on children.
And it seems to me such beliefs are neither rational nor moral - but as I said, I studied to rationally qualify for such judgments, and qualified very well indeed, although I am also aware some might say the study of psychology qualifies as one having dysfunctional belief systems. (But this is why I inserted "logical".)
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