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July 12, 2010

 

ME + me : Having ME in Holland, Paradise of Homo Soccer Sapiens +
Radboud Ziekenhuis Nijmegen - Natural Home of the Lying ProcessTM


I am still not well at all etc. as before but today the Calvinist God of the Dutch has given the Dutch some cool, after having shown He may be Catholic when one removes His makeup, to help His Chosen People to survive - perhaps - the terrible tragedy that befell Our Proud Dutch Nation yesterday.

1. Dutch Moral Values
2. 4 out of 16 million Dutch proud geniuses
3. Professor Jos van der Meer curing The Dutchies Blues with CBT
4. Radboud Ziekenhuis Nijmegen - Natural Home of the Lying ProcessTM
5. How Professor Jos van der Meer got cured -
    BEFORE/AFTER evidence based science  

Our total Dutch Nation has gone into major depression, and every Dutchie has been helping every Dutchie to cure his or her dysfunctional belief system, as illustrated by the following endearing pic of a Dutch Einstein at his most Dutchified, before being defeated by the vile Spanish, locally known to be forces of evil since Our Proud 80-years War (*) against these repressors and terrorists:

(*) 1568-1648 A.D. as every Dutch schoolboy of 10 knew for over 400 years, but not any longer, since the modern Dutchies no longer need to know how to spell or reckon nor do they need to know history since the last 40 years, artificial intelligence having been proved to be far better than they are, and needing the time to watch and learn about soccer - God's game - that so far the computer cannot do better than Dutchmen, that finest and most amazing Godloved species:

How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action, how like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!

The greatest of soccerplaying animals!

1. Dutch Moral Values
 


Typical Proud Dutchie in Typical Dutch Colour
doing a Typical Dutch Thing Heroically


Imagine his deception! Imagine his suffering! Imagine the hurt and harm to his ego! Yesterday his proud self, The Best Of Mankind savouring The Best Mankind Has To Offer looked as happy, as Orandum est ut sit mens sana in corpore sano (Juvenal), as any sportsfan know looked as "mens sana in corpore sano but then prayers were in vain today. God's ways with God's game where his sons of gods ("godenzonen) show Themselves to mere humans are most mysterious!

2. 4 out of 16 million Dutch geniuses



And the above is just a small selection of 8 million Dutch proud males similarly dressed, in similar mood - that is, until the vile Spanish struck, cowardly in the last minutes, against an unfairly weakened Proud Opponent, fairest of fair players all.

Imagine the Dutch dejection and grief and suffer with me...

....but not too long, for Holland is The Proud Nation Of Solidarity, where The Norms And Values are guided by the wisest, the most intelligent of men, with the fullest, the most complete, the most adequate, the most scientific, the most emphatic understanding of The Dutch Soul... YES I am speaking of the Dutch Healer Of Genius, professor Jos van der Meer: here seen in his Dutch CBT outfit, watching Dutchies doing GET (having stopped heavy drinking or having been botoxed, as explained below):

3. Professor Jos van der Meer busy curing The Dutchies Blues with CBT


Proud Dutchman Professor Jos van der Meer as True Dutch Heroic Man Of The Most Refined Medical Moral and Medical Dutch Norms And Values.


4 Radboud Ziekenhuis Nijmegen - Natural Home of the Lying ProcessTM

The Dutch Healer Of Genius, professor Jos van der Meer: displayed above in full Nijmegian professorial regalia at this very moment is advicing Our Dutch Government how 16 million of seriously suffering proud Dutchmen may be helped to cope with their losses.

Happily there is Cognitive Behavourial Therapy (CBT). that like The Lying ProcessTM cures every conceivable disease and source of suffering in three days, with Full Warranty Of Success (if only you sign a mere bit of paper with your check for a mere few thousands of euros saying it's your own fault if it doesn't work: Then you are too weak and wimpyish to want to succeed, evidently and alas! Live and learn!)

And happily there is Graduated Exercise Therapy (GET), with an orange soccer ball, in an orange room, with loudspeakers with Dutch orange singers like Gordon & The Toppers and Paul de Leeuw (real Dutch men all), all coordinated proudly and without fail by professor Gijs Bleijenberg.

Most happily, for those who understand that most divine of all human languages, the Dutch Radio has turned into A National Crash Course where all Dutchies help all Dutchies to cope with their terrible suffering, in True Dutch Solidarity. (*)

You do not need to suffer alone if you're Dutch! There is Real Professional Help! From Nijmegen a soft duvette of Lying ProcessTM inspired Cognitive Behavourial Therapy is lovingy being spread out all over the Dutch Nation! Hundreds of thousands of Dutchies meanwhile - this very morning! - have been or could have been

"even jogging straight after [the] very first Lying process session..."

like persons with severe ME since 17 years could, and would and should, as Ms. Kazy Vincent-Janes assures the world on her very own site, having cured herself by Will Power, Neural Programming and Lightning (if I understand her English).

Ms Kazy - who looks like she got a free sex change at the Clinic of the Vrije Universiteit Amsterdam, that used to specialize in these changes, when they were freely available on Dutch NHS, but that is as may be, and maybe Ms Kazy just looks The Po-Mo PC Gender-Correct Way, having been so much healed and enlightninged, or else how she looks, yea even gender-identity itself, is open to UnlimitedTM changes through The Lying ProcessTM.

Indeed, Ms Kazy also calls herself Unlimited, I believe (which strikes this very limited Psychologist as if she has simultaneously reached the Scientological state of being Clear) and tells you and me in that capacity that (and note "all" before "symptons": Kazy must be a genius to know or even believe "all" that):

Unlimited believe all symptons are blocks in our energy and well-being.  By using one or more combinations of Clincal Ecology, Advanced Clinical Therapies and the ground-breaking Lightning Process, we can help you to create rapid, powerful, and lasting change to free yourself from physical and emotional limitations.

Unlimited practice only holistic therapy training for solution-orientated and client led change.

Live life Unlimited!

Raising money for African orphans -  through donations (minimum 10.00) for the following sessions.......

Reiki

Channel-Healing

All monies go direct to the orphanage. THANK YOU

Presumably, "the orphanage" then channels back "All monies" to Kazy, whose many gifts also include the giving of "Reiki", in a holistic way, of course (through certain channels, undoubtedly), to "African orphans", so that they may grow up in health and happines as True Leaders To Be.

Why do I mention all this? Because there are Dutchmen who will be much helped by this Lying ProcessTM, such as the great Toos Lansbergen, both to cure her from all her symptoms, holistically also, in an integrated way, and through "solution-orientated and client led change" (caveat meaning in law: the wellness-needy emptor signs a form affirming all failures in miracle cures are their own fault, hand over the money (a mere 890 which is a mere 6 months or so of my monthly disposable dole income from which to eat, live and do everything else), after which one cries all the way to the bank, from Unlimited ParkeriteTM generated True HappinessTM).

Personally, I am as certain as any honourable Lying ProcessTM Guru may be that the honourable Toos Lansbergen will be Completely Cured (yea, including "even jogging straight after [the] very first Lying process session...") and indeed should be Holland's finest Lying ProcessTM proponent, thereby also growing immensely rich and widely beloved herself by Dutchmen (or itself, if she is a he, which one never can tell with aliases on internet).

5. How Professor Jos van der Meer got cured: BEFORE/AFTER evidence based science  

Also, I am personally as certain sure as any Reiki-blessed Holistically Cured Lying ProcessTM devotee and guru can be that professor Jos van der Meer just is, together with his genius sidekick professor Gijs Bleijenberg, THE MAN and THE TEAM to institute The Great Phil Parker's Teachings on Dutch academic footing, warranted geniuses as they all three are, with a True Heart for All Patients:

From the Radboud Ziekenhuis Nijmegen, of course!

For twenty years professor Jos van der Meer has been telling the world what Phil Parker discovered independently:

It's all in the mind, stupid!
It's your dysfunctional soul, wimpy!
It's your own degenerate habit of self-deluding and/or malingering, dole frauds!

If professor Jos van der Meer, a True Dutch GeniusTM of the Cruyff and Mulish level, can't find it, it cannot possibly and doesn't exist!

And if it doesn't exist, you can be cured from it within three days, for a mere 890! 1 on 1 under the delectable prof!

Indeed, from usually well informed private sources I've learned that professor Jos van der Meer - as A True Dutch Medical Scientist, ever and always scientifically researching - has been taking courses in the Lying ProcessTM (having not finished with AA, alas) and that indeed here is a Before/After Full Visual Proof Of It:

Professor professor Jos van der Meer
BEFORE
having taken Lying ProcessTM
Professor professor Jos van der Meer
AFTER
having taken Lying ProcessTM

Astounding! There is Real Hope for ALL Dutch patients with "CF"! And do please note, dear reader, the incidental natural holistic - free! - botoxing through holistic healing (also effective for those for whom AA failed!)

See the differences in colour, skin tone, mien, happiness, Dutch moral adaptation and evident intelligence in the eyes! Two images are worth two thousand words (if not spoken by A Lying ProcessTM guru, whose words are priceless)!

May I therefore urgently call on Nijmegen University, the Radboud Ziekenhuis, the Dutch Royal Associaton for Medicine KNMG, and the Netherlands Institute for Psychology NIP to introduce the Lying ProcessTM in ALL Dutch universities

so that ALL Dutchmen can be cured from ALL diseases in THREE days (including ""even jogging straight after [the] very first Lying process session..."):

YES, YOU CAN, IF YOU WANT;
IF YOU CAN'T, IT'S YOUR OWN WEAKNESS,

as is written in stone above all Phil ParkeriteTM Lying ProcessTM academies AND above the Radboud Medical Hospital (some Dutch who've been close enough to read it say, it is said):

...If you ain't got Parkerite(TM) touch, you ain't worth much....

In these saddest of sad Dutch National Epochs, this also would be the much needed First Step to A National Healing of a local epidemy of dysfunctional inflammation of the chauvinism-gland, anyway genetically swollen in all genetically pure Dutch, due to generations of living below sea-level, and evolutionary evolved to serve as swiming bladder and naturally evolved soccer inspiration.

And then, all persons with ME can be cured, in a mere three days, 1 on 1 under Gijs or Jos!

Delectable prospect! Speaking personally as A Senior Scientist and A Senior Psychologist:

Jos, my good friend! Gijs, my lovely Dutch genius!

Don't you dare to refuse the Phil ParkeriteTM Lying ProcessTM  Full Access to Dutch Academia! Do your all to transparently facilitate them efficiently! Your friend Phil has rediscovered and holistically integretated your own finest contributions to science!

Let Radboud Ziekenhuis and you two Dutch professors of genius introduce and institutionalize the cure for all diseases at long last in Our Proud Nation!

Let's make a start with curing all the Dutch from bipolar soccer-related complaints! A doddle with Phil ParkeriteTM Lying ProcessTM  UnlimitedTM  TechniquesTM!

And all as moral and as scientific as each of you did and offered for decades!

And then let's cure all Dutch ME-patients!
Come out of the closet you academic medical and psycho ParkeritesTM!
You know you have been using his Lying ProcessTM for years!

Be a true healer and heal Holland holistically and honestly!
We "CF"-"patients" deserve the ParkeritesTM Lying ProcessTM!

Be real men, put off your orange wigs for a moment, and give Our Dutch Community what they deserve and both of you guys have been serving for decades from Nijmegen University, unfairly keeping it secretive:

ParkeritesTM Lying ProcessTM cures all diseases

including ME, CFS, CF, CVS, MS, MCS, FM, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Autistic Spectrum Disorder, Cerebral Palsy, Parkinsonian Tremor, Motor Neurone  Disease, and low bank accountitis in Chartered LP Gurus! At a mere 890! Just a few thousands of euroos!

What are you waiting for, now this foreign Parker genius has been saying what you two Dutch geniuses have been saying for decades?! Get rich! Be honest! Institute Phil ParkeriteTM Lying ProcessTM  UnlimitedTM  TechniquesTM  in all Dutch University Hospitals. Right Now! Parkerite Processes To The People!

It's your personal moral, medical and manly Dutch moral and scientific duty!

Your Maarten Maartensz, Drs. Psychology
       (dysfunctional believer since 2^5 years)


P.S. I am not well, dysfunctionally speaking, and therefore the above texts went through various small updates with improvements, me being too tired to type without mistakes (dysfunctional cognition, you see) and too perverse to use a spellchecker.

By now i.e. 22.53 local time it ought to be mostly correct. "One does as one can, not as one wants."

-- Pictorial note: Clicking the pictures should lead to their sources

P.P.S. It may be I have to stop Nederlog for a while. The reason is that I am physically not well at all, and it seems a heath-wave is coming, which is the type of weather I can't handle well. I don't know yet, but if there is no Nederlog, now you know the reason.


As to ME/CFS (that I prefer to call ME):

1. Anthony Komaroff

Ten discoveries about the biology of CFS (pdf)

2. Malcolm Hooper THE MENTAL HEALTH MOVEMENT:  
PERSECUTION OF PATIENTS?
3. Hillary Johnson

The Why

4. Consensus (many M.D.s) Canadian Consensus Government Report on ME (pdf)
5. Eleanor Stein

Clinical Guidelines for Psychiatrists (pdf)

6. William Clifford The Ethics of Belief
7. Paul Lutus

Is Psychology a Science?

8. Malcolm Hooper Magical Medicine (pdf)

Short descriptions:

1. Ten reasons why ME/CFS is a real disease by a professor of medicine of Harvard.
2. Long essay by a professor emeritus of medical chemistry about maltreatment of ME.
3. Explanation of what's happening around ME by an investigative journalist.
4. Report to Canadian Government on ME, by many medical experts.
5. Advice to psychiatrist by a psychiatrist who understands ME is an organic disease
6. English mathematical genius on one's responsibilities in the matter of one's beliefs:
   "it is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon
     insufficient evidence
".
7. A space- and computer-scientist takes a look at psychology.
8. Malcolm Hooper puts things together status 2010.

"Ah me! alas, pain, pain ever, forever!

No change, no pause, no hope! Yet I endure.
I ask the Earth, have not the mountains felt?
I ask yon Heaven, the all-beholding Sun,
Has it not seen? The Sea, in storm or calm,
Heaven's ever-changing Shadow, spread below,
Have its deaf waves not heard my agony?
Ah me! alas, pain, pain ever, forever!
"
     - (Shelley, "Prometheus Unbound") 

    "It was from this time that I developed my way of judging the Chinese by dividing them into two kinds: one humane and one not. "
     - (Jung Chang)


See also: ME -Documentation and ME - Resources


P.P.S. ME - Resources needs is a Work In Progress that hasn't progressed today.


(*) Viz

"There are no good guys. There are no bad guys.
Mladic is my colleague.
Please don't shoot the piano-player."

Fortunately, the Tolerant Dutch mind does not apply the same to Real Dutchies, who are bit more equivalent in Holland than most:

........If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much........

but if you are, and your IQ is 115 or lower, and you always loyally agree with all your colleagues and your bosses, and don't upset education or drugsdealing in Holland, you are in paradise, among your peers/geniuses (if you have a Real Dutch name and skincolour, of course).

Maarten Maartensz

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